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Hudson Valley

Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE:  the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Sunday, April 21, 4pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB & STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com

Sunday, May 5, 3pm
MIDDLETOWN ELKS LODGE
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097
Big Louie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Saturday, April 27, 7pm
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
845-265-9355
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, May 10, 7pm
THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
linktr.ee/acmehv
845-478-2071
Deadly Inheritance
Available for holiday parties, company functions, and public events. 
Contact us at: (315) 622-2665 or email: acmemys@twcny.rr.com