Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Saturday, November 2, 7pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB AND GRILL
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com/events
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Saturday, November 9, 6pm
BLAUVELT LIONS CLUB FUNDRAISER
Blauvelt Knights of Columbus Banquet Hall
Blauvelt, NY
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Tuesday, November 19, 6pm
JACOB BURNS FILM CENTER FUNDRAISER
Pleasantville, NY
914-773-7663
Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.



F/S October 25/26 6:30pm
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
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A Tomb With A View

A TOMB WITH A VIEW

The Mega-corporation Arrested Developments has come to the old Possum Estate, sight of the tragic mining disaster oh, so many years ago, with the desire to turn it into a huge aquarium. This has caused great concern among those living on (and below) the estate. In fact, the zombie descendants of the miners trapped in the disaster have hired a lawyer and plan a class-action lawsuit. The local newspaper is going to have a field day with this one. Gather around, good townsfolk, and let the battle begin!
Saturday, October 19, 6pm
BREWSTER ELKS LODGE
Brewster, NY
845-279-9888
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, November 1, at 6pm
MONTICELLO FIRE DEPARTMENT
Monticello, NY
845-794-6330
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Friday, September 27, 7pm
THE STATION GRILLE
Beekman, NY
845-478-2071
thestationgrille.com
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Friday, October 18, 6pm
CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING
Elmsford, NY
914-741-2337
info@captainlawrencebrewing.com