Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday
February 10, 6pm
SAQUOIT VALLEY FINE ARTS FUNDRAISER
Michael’s 411 Tower
Waterville, NY
michaelsfoodandspirits.com

For tickets:
Call: 315-404-3196
Email: brogowski@twcny.rr.com
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Friday, February 9, 7pm
BRIGNOLE VINEYARDS
East Granby, CT
www.brignolevineyards.com
860-653-9463

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Friday, February 16, 6:30pm
ARTS CENTER EAST FUNDRAISER
GEORGINA’S RESTAURANT
Bolton, CT
www.artscentereast.org
860-871-8222
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
7pm Friday, January 26, and Saturday, February 3

MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB AND STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
845-471-7026
mahoneysirishpub.com
linktr.ee/acmehv

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7pm Friday, February 2

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BARREL HOUSE
Mt. Kisko, NY
845-261-3279
captainlawrencebrewing.com
linktr.ee/acmehv
Death Takes a Bow

DEATH TAKES A BOW

All the world’s a stage, but some stages are worth more than others. Welcome to the historic White Tulip, the seediest theater in London, yet a place everyone seems to want. Tonight, a tycoon temptress and her tawdry toady take on a territorial thespian and his trollop of a treasurer in a tussle for title of this theatrical tenement. What valuable secrets lie behind the scenes, and how far will someone go to unearth them? Let the buyer beware: At this showplace greed steals every scene and dying on stage could be more than a figure of speech.
7pm Saturday January 13
MARINER’S HARBOR
Kingston, NY
845-340-8051
marinersharbor.com
Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH

AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).

Fridays, January 5th and 12th
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

Friday, January 19th
Delta Lake Inn
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Dickens Scrooge

A DICKENS OF A DEATH

It’s been three years since the ghosts came to visit Scrooge and he is a changed man. He is making up for all that he has missed in life and we’re not just talking charity work. He is living La Vida Loca, baby, with expensive wine, fast women, and way too much song! Huzzah! He is throwing money around like a lottery winner in Vegas! Bob Cratchit, nephew Freddy, and the rest of the Scrooge gravy train have to stop him soon or they are all headed for the Poor House. Join us for Scrooge’s Third Annual Holiday Bash and raise a glass to old Fezziwig (but try not to be the one who goes face down in the Figgy Pudding). Cheers!

Friday, December 8 at 7pm

The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
linktr.ee/acmehv
thestationgrille.com

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Saturday, December 9 at 7pm
Friday, December 15, at 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com

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Sunday, December 10 Matinee at 4pm

Middletown Elks
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097

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Saturday, December 16 at 6pm

The Greenport
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
linktr.ee/acmehv
eventsatthegreenport.com
Hijacked Holiday

HIJACKED HOLIDAY

Millie the copy girl has packed her favorite portfolio of copies and headed for the North Pole with hopes of marrying the big guy. Things go south fast, however, when she finds she’s stepped into a crime scene. Someone has stolen all the Christmas toys right before they were to be packed into Santa’s sleigh and now everyone is a suspect. It’s going to be one heck of a Christmas Eve figuring out who’s been naughty or nice.
Friday/Saturday December 1/2 (Sold out. Call for waitlist)
Friday/Saturday December 29/30

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
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Friday, December 8

ERIN’S ANGELS FUNDRAISER
THE CENTURY CLUB
Syracuse, NY
sheila@erinsangels.com
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Saturday, December 9

THE BURRSTONE INN
New Hartford, NY
315-797-2131
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Friday, December 15

THE FIRESIDE BY THE RIVER
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
www.firesidebytheriver.com
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Thursdays, December 14, 21, 28;
Sunday, December 31

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Saturday, November 11th at 7pm
Putnam Humane Society Fundraiser
Anthony’s Lake Club
Danbury, CT
www.puthumane.org
845-278-7068
Group photo

DEATH JOINS THE CLUB

Noses up, everyone. You and the other members of the posh Pfieffer Hills Country Club are gathering to consider applications for membership and you want to look your snobby best. Members of the wealthy elite are dying to get in, or rather, are waiting for you to die so they can get in. A word to the wise, dear member: some applicants are less patient than others.

Saturday, November 4th at 7pm
Floyd Patterson Boxing Club
After School Program Fundraiser
Highland, NY
845-330-3432
845-430-0032
Nick Saint

NICK SAINT, PRIVATE ELF

When night falls on Toyland Town, some elves play rough. But it’s nothing compared to what happens on The Island of Misfit Toys: the seamy underbelly of the North Pole; Santa’s dirty little secret. It’s no place for an elf, especially on Christmas Eve. Nick’s partner, Smiles Thirdly, just found that out. Twice, at close range. Nick needs your help to investigate, but if you come to The Island, don’t be a sap. Act like a misfit and blend in. Better yet, just be yourself.
Wednesday, December 13 at 6pm
The Log Cabin at The Delaney House
Holyoke, MA
413-535-5077
Tickets