Death Takes a Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, February 14, 7pm
BRIGNOLE VINEYARDS
East Granby, CT
860-653-9463
events@brignolevineyards.com
Wee Bit O' Murder

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Saturday, March 15, 7pm
LASTING JOY BREWERY
Tivoli, NY
845-757-2337
lastingjoybrewery.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Saturday, February 1, at 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
info@beardsleecastle.com
315-823-3000
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Friday, January 31, Doors open 6:30
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
(315) 533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Florence of Moravia

DEAD SILENT:  Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Saturday, January 25, 7pm
3 WILLOWS EVENT CENTER
Lyons Falls, NY
(315) 348-4111
3willowsny.com
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, January 17, 7pm
CURTIS MANOR
Oswego, NY
(315) 806-9225
curtismanor.com

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Friday, Feb 14, and Saturday, Feb 15, at 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
info@beardsleecastle.com
315-823-3000
Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
Saturday, January 11, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
(315) 823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Saturday, January 25, 7pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH GRILL AND PUB
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com/events
linktr.ee/acmehv
Big Louie Selfie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Friday, December 20, 7pm
TOKA BOCCA RESTAURANT
Herkimer, NY
315-985-9070
eat@tokabocca.com
Hijacked Holiday actors in costume, one as a elf.

Hijacked Holiday

Millie the copy girl has packed her favorite portfolio of copies and headed for the North Pole with hopes of marrying the big guy. Things go south fast, however, when she finds she’s stepped into a crime scene. Someone has stolen all the Christmas toys right before they were to be packed into Santa’s sleigh and now everyone is a suspect. It’s going to be one heck of a Christmas Eve figuring out who’s been naughty or nice.
Saturday, December 7, at 7pm (Sold Out)
Saturday, December 28
THE TWISTED VINE
Derby, CT
linktr.ee/acmene
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Sunday, December 8, and Thursday, December 19, at 6pm
THE DELANEY HOUSE
Holyoke, MA
413-532-1800