Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Thursday, March 7, at 6:30pm

MOHAWK VALLEY COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Utica, NY
https://mvcc.vbotickets.com/events
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Saturdays, March 2 and 16, at 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

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Friday, March 15

DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday
February 10, 6pm
SAQUOIT VALLEY FINE ARTS FUNDRAISER
Michael’s 411 Tower
Waterville, NY
michaelsfoodandspirits.com

For tickets:
Call: 315-404-3196
Email: brogowski@twcny.rr.com
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Friday, February 9, 7pm
BRIGNOLE VINEYARDS
East Granby, CT
www.brignolevineyards.com
860-653-9463

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Friday, February 16, 6:30pm
ARTS CENTER EAST FUNDRAISER
GEORGINA’S RESTAURANT
Bolton, CT
www.artscentereast.org
860-871-8222
Deadly Inheritance

Deadly Inheritance

The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.

Thursday, May 9, 16, and 23; June 6, 13, and 20, 7pm
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Wee Bit O Murder

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!

Friday, February 2nd, 7pm
CURTIS MANOR
Oswego, NY
315-806-9225
info@curtismanor.com

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Saturday, February 24th, 7pm
THE SPINNING WHEEL RESTAURANT
Syracuse, NY
315-458-3222
spinningwheelrestaurant.com
Cruise2

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.

7pm Friday, February 9
HAVERSTRAW ELKS LODGE
Haverstraw, NY
845-893-1130

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6pm Saturday, February 10
BREWSTER ELKS LODGE
Brewster, NY
845-279-3216
linktr.ee/acmehv

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7pm Saturday, February 24
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
7pm Friday, January 26, and Saturday, February 3

MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB AND STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
845-471-7026
mahoneysirishpub.com
linktr.ee/acmehv

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7pm Friday, February 2

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BARREL HOUSE
Mt. Kisko, NY
845-261-3279
captainlawrencebrewing.com
linktr.ee/acmehv
Death Takes a Bow

DEATH TAKES A BOW

All the world’s a stage, but some stages are worth more than others. Welcome to the historic White Tulip, the seediest theater in London, yet a place everyone seems to want. Tonight, a tycoon temptress and her tawdry toady take on a territorial thespian and his trollop of a treasurer in a tussle for title of this theatrical tenement. What valuable secrets lie behind the scenes, and how far will someone go to unearth them? Let the buyer beware: At this showplace greed steals every scene and dying on stage could be more than a figure of speech.
7pm Saturday January 13
MARINER’S HARBOR
Kingston, NY
845-340-8051
marinersharbor.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.

7pm Thursdays, January 25; February 1, 8, 15, and 22

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Friday, March 8, 7pm
FIRESIDE INN
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
firesidecny.com