Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH

AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).

Fridays, January 5th and 12th
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

Friday, January 19th
Delta Lake Inn
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Dickens Scrooge

A DICKENS OF A DEATH

It’s been three years since the ghosts came to visit Scrooge and he is a changed man. He is making up for all that he has missed in life and we’re not just talking charity work. He is living La Vida Loca, baby, with expensive wine, fast women, and way too much song! Huzzah! He is throwing money around like a lottery winner in Vegas! Bob Cratchit, nephew Freddy, and the rest of the Scrooge gravy train have to stop him soon or they are all headed for the Poor House. Join us for Scrooge’s Third Annual Holiday Bash and raise a glass to old Fezziwig (but try not to be the one who goes face down in the Figgy Pudding). Cheers!

Friday, December 8 at 7pm

The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
linktr.ee/acmehv
thestationgrille.com

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Saturday, December 9 at 7pm
Friday, December 15, at 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com

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Sunday, December 10 Matinee at 4pm

Middletown Elks
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097

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Saturday, December 16 at 6pm

The Greenport
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
linktr.ee/acmehv eventsatthegreenport.com
Hijacked Holiday

HIJACKED HOLIDAY

Millie the copy girl has packed her favorite portfolio of copies and headed for the North Pole with hopes of marrying the big guy. Things go south fast, however, when she finds she’s stepped into a crime scene. Someone has stolen all the Christmas toys right before they were to be packed into Santa’s sleigh and now everyone is a suspect. It’s going to be one heck of a Christmas Eve figuring out who’s been naughty or nice.
Friday/Saturday December 1/2 (Sold out. Call for waitlist)
Friday/Saturday December 29/30

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
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Friday, December 8

ERIN’S ANGELS FUNDRAISER
THE CENTURY CLUB
Syracuse, NY
sheila@erinsangels.com
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Saturday, December 9

THE BURRSTONE INN
New Hartford, NY
315-797-2131
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Friday, December 15

THE FIRESIDE BY THE RIVER
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
www.firesidebytheriver.com
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Thursdays, December 14, 21, 28;
Sunday, December 31

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Saturday, November 11th at 7pm
Putnam Humane Society Fundraiser
Anthony’s Lake Club
Danbury, CT
www.puthumane.org
845-278-7068
Group photo

DEATH JOINS THE CLUB

Noses up, everyone. You and the other members of the posh Pfieffer Hills Country Club are gathering to consider applications for membership and you want to look your snobby best. Members of the wealthy elite are dying to get in, or rather, are waiting for you to die so they can get in. A word to the wise, dear member: some applicants are less patient than others.

Saturday, November 4th at 7pm
Floyd Patterson Boxing Club
After School Program Fundraiser
Highland, NY
845-330-3432
845-430-0032
Nick Saint

NICK SAINT, PRIVATE ELF

When night falls on Toyland Town, some elves play rough. But it’s nothing compared to what happens on The Island of Misfit Toys: the seamy underbelly of the North Pole; Santa’s dirty little secret. It’s no place for an elf, especially on Christmas Eve. Nick’s partner, Smiles Thirdly, just found that out. Twice, at close range. Nick needs your help to investigate, but if you come to The Island, don’t be a sap. Act like a misfit and blend in. Better yet, just be yourself.
Wednesday, December 13 at 6pm
The Log Cabin at The Delaney House
Holyoke, MA
413-535-5077
Tickets
Big Louie Selfie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before notorious rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Wednesday, November 8 at 7pm

THE FIRESIDE BY THE RIVER
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
www.firesidebytheriver.com

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Saturday, November 18

WOODLANDS FARM BREWING
Utica, NY
www.woodlandbeer.com
Tickets: 315-864-3051
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, November 3
THE DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
www.deltalakeinn.com
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Thursdays, October 19, 26; November 2, 9, and 16 at 7pm

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Friday, November 10 (Sold out. Call for waitlist)

Friday, November 17 (Sold out. Call for waitlist)

Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
A Tomb With A View

A TOMB WITH A VIEW

The Mega-corporation Arrested Developments has come to the old Possum Estate, sight of the tragic mining disaster oh, so many years ago, with the desire to turn it into a huge aquarium. This has caused great concern among those living on (and below) the estate. In fact, the zombie descendants of the miners trapped in the disaster have hired a lawyer and plan a class-action lawsuit. The local newspaper is going to have a field day with this one. Gather around, good townsfolk, and let the battle begin!
Saturday, Oct 14, 6:00 PM

Casa Milanese
Highland, NY
Tickets: highlandrotaryclub.com
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Saturday, October 21, 7pm
Friday, October 27, 7pm

Mahoney’s Irish Pub & Steakhouse
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com
845-471-7026
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Tuesday, October 24, 5pm

Newburgh Brewing
Newburgh, NY
newburghbrewing.com
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Saturday, October 28, 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
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Sunday, October 29, 4pm

Tapped
Middletown, NY
tappedny.com
845-775-4216