Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, October 6, at 7pm
BRIGNOLE VINEYARDS
Granby, CT
860-653-9463
www.brignolevineyards.com
Tickets
Dead Silent

DEAD SILENT:  Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Friday, August 25, at 7pm
BRIGNOLE VINEYARDS
Granby, CT
860-653-9463
www.brignolevineyards.com
Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).
Thursdays
July 20, 27
August 3, 17, and 31
September 21 and 28
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

The Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Friday, June 16
THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
www.thestationgrille.com
Low Noon Hudson Valley

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, June 2

BALDWIN VINEYARDS
Pine Bush, NY
845-744-2226
www.baldwinvineyards.com

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Tuesday, June 13

NEWBURGH BREWING
Newburgh, NY
845-569-2337
www.newburghbrewing.com

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Sunday, June 18 Father’s Day Matinee

TAPPPED
Middletown, NY
845-775-4216
www.tappedny.com

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Saturday, June 24

HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
www.hudsonhouseinn.com
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/639409560207
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

The Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Friday, July 14
Curtis Manor
Oswego, NY
315-806-9225
info@curtismanor.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday/Saturday, July 21/22
Friday July 28
Friday Aug 4
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
No Time For Death

NO TIME FOR DEATH

Shirley Maxwell has gathered the media together to announce that her company, Wonder Labs, is back on the map with the unveiling of an incredible new invention: a time machine! Insiders say it was invented by lab assistant Nick Van Castle. Or was it really invented by has-been inventor Nathan Brandmark? Or was it stolen by Nathan who used it to go back in time and claim he invented it? Or the other way around? Whatever happened, one thing’s for sure: the clock is ticking down on someone.
Saturday, May 13 ***Sold Out
Friday, June 2 ***Sold Out

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
www.beardsleecastle.com
No Time For Death

NO TIME FOR DEATH

Shirley Maxwell has gathered the media together to announce that her company, Wonder Labs, is back on the map with the unveiling of an incredible new invention: a time machine! Insiders say it was invented by lab assistant Nick Van Castle. Or was it really invented by has-been inventor Nathan Brandmark? Or was it stolen by Nathan who used it to go back in time and claim he invented it? Or the other way around? Whatever happened, one thing’s for sure: the clock is ticking down on someone.
Thursdays, May 11 through June 8
Thursday, June 22
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

The Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Saturday, May 6
THE BURRSTONE INN
New Hartford, NY
315-797-2131