Central New York

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER
Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Thursdays, March 16 through April 13
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DRYDEN ROTARY FUNDRAISER
Dryden American Legion
Dryden, NY
607-888-3656
Saturday, April 1
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BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Friday, April 28
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Thursdays, March 16 through April 13
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DRYDEN ROTARY FUNDRAISER
Dryden American Legion
Dryden, NY
607-888-3656
Saturday, April 1
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BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Friday, April 28

DEADLY INHERITANCE
The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.
Friday, March 31
THE COALYARD
Deruyter, NY
315-852-9932
Deruyter, NY
315-852-9932

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE
Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, April 14
COLLOCA ESTATE WINERY
Sterling, NY
315-947-2069
collocawines.com
Sterling, NY
315-947-2069
collocawines.com

THE Y-Files
Where Are The Cows?
Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
THE VIEW CENTER FOR ARTS & CULTURE
Old Forge, NY
315-369-6411
viewarts.org
Saturday, April 15
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CORTLAND COUNTY JR. FAIR FUNDRAISER
Cortland Country Music Park
Cortland, NY
607-345-6090
cortlandfair.com
Saturday, April 22
Old Forge, NY
315-369-6411
viewarts.org
Saturday, April 15
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CORTLAND COUNTY JR. FAIR FUNDRAISER
Cortland Country Music Park
Cortland, NY
607-345-6090
cortlandfair.com
Saturday, April 22