Central New York
MONTANA SMITH
and the Curse of the Golden Crocodile
Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).
Saturday, August 15th, at 7pm
DEADLY INHERITANCE
The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.
Tuesday, August 18, at 7pm
THE HOMETEAM PUB
Liverpool, NY
315-622-6262
hometeampub@gmail.com
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Friday, August 21st, at 7pm
THE ALEXANDRIA TOWNSHIP HISTORICAL SOCIETY F/R
The 1000 Islands Club
Wellesley Island, NY
THE HOMETEAM PUB
Liverpool, NY
315-622-6262
hometeampub@gmail.com
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Friday, August 21st, at 7pm
THE ALEXANDRIA TOWNSHIP HISTORICAL SOCIETY F/R
The 1000 Islands Club
Wellesley Island, NY
A WEE BIT O’ MURDER
Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Saturday, August 22nd, at 6pm
MY DEAD LADY
Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Friday, September 11, at 7pm
A WEE BIT O’ MURDER
Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Saturday, September 12, 6pm
THOUSAND ISLAND HART HOUSE
Wellesley Island, NY
315-215-4061
1000islandharthouse@gmail.com
Wellesley Island, NY
315-215-4061
1000islandharthouse@gmail.com
HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion
Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Tuesday, September 22, 7pm
THE HOME TEAM PUB
Liverpool, NY
315-622-6262
hometeampub@gmail.com
Liverpool, NY
315-622-6262
hometeampub@gmail.com
LOW NOON
Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, September 25, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
www.beardsleecastle.com
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Saturday, September 26, 6pm
BIG TREE INN
Geneseo, NY
585-243-5220
guestservices@bigtreeinn.com
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
www.beardsleecastle.com
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Saturday, September 26, 6pm
BIG TREE INN
Geneseo, NY
585-243-5220
guestservices@bigtreeinn.com