Central New York
THE DANGEROUS VARIETY
Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Friday, January 16, 7 pm
DEATH TAKES A CRUISE
Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, January 23, 7 pm
916 RIVERSIDE
Central Square, NY
315-668-3434
916riverside@gmail.com
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Friday, January 30, Seating begins at 6:30 pm
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
916 RIVERSIDE
Central Square, NY
315-668-3434
916riverside@gmail.com
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Friday, January 30, Seating begins at 6:30 pm
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
A WEE BIT O’ MURDER
Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Saturday, January 24, 7 pm
HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion
Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Saturday, January 31, 7 pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
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Saturday, February 7th, at 6pm
THE FULTON ELKS LODGE
Fulton, NY
315-402-6804
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
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Saturday, February 7th, at 6pm
THE FULTON ELKS LODGE
Fulton, NY
315-402-6804
DEAD SILENT: Florence of Moravia
It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Saturday, February 14th, at 6pm
THE VIEW AT SUNSET PINES
Tully, NY
315-810-4180
schoemar63@gmail.com
Tully, NY
315-810-4180
schoemar63@gmail.com
THE SOUND OF MURDER
High on a hill died a lonely goatherd and some people around the Abbey are beginning to get the idea that sweet little Maria just might be a budding serial killer. Is she now at sixteen, going on seventeen? What exactly are her favorite things? Mother Abbess and her new assistant, Sister Adolph, are calling in all nuns and townsfolk to decide what to do. Even the pompous Captain Von Trampp and his bratty children will be there. Don’t be late. You don’t want Sister Adolph shaking her carrot at you.
Friday, February 20th, and
Saturday, February 21st, at 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Saturday, February 21st, at 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
NO TIME FOR DEATH
Shirley Maxwell has gathered the media together to announce that her company, Wonder Labs, is back on the map with the unveiling of an incredible new invention: a time machine! Insiders say it was invented by lab assistant Nick Van Castle. Or was it really invented by has-been inventor Nathan Brandmark? Or was it stolen by Nathan who used it to go back in time and claim he invented it? Or the other way around? Whatever happened, one thing’s for sure: the clock is ticking down on someone.