Laughter In the First Degree!

Hudson Valley

MDL

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Saturday, March 23, 5pm
PORT JERVIS ELKS LODGE
Port Jervis, NY
linktr.ee/acmehv
845-856-7100
Death Joins The Club

DEATH JOINS THE CLUB

Noses up, everyone. You and the other members of the posh Pfieffer Hills Country Club are gathering to consider applications for membership and you want to look your snobby best. Members of the wealthy elite are dying to get in, or rather, are waiting for you to die so they can get in. A word to the wise, dear member: some applicants are less patient than others.
Friday, April 12, 7pm
HOAGIE BARMICHAEL’S
New Windsor, NY
845-561-8600

Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE:  the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Sunday, April 21, 4pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB & STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com
Big Louie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Saturday, April 27, 7pm
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
845-265-9355
Deadly Inheritance
Available for holiday parties, company functions, and public events. 
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