Hudson Valley

DEAD SILENT: Florence of Moravia
It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Saturday, January 18, 6pm
RED HOOK VFW
Red Hook, NY
845-802-3647
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Friday, February 14, 6pm
POUGHKEEPSIE ELKS LODGE
Poughkeepsie, NY
845-454-6660
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Saturday, March 8, 6pm
CLERMONT FIRE DEPARTMENT
Germantown, NY
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RED HOOK VFW
Red Hook, NY
845-802-3647
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Friday, February 14, 6pm
POUGHKEEPSIE ELKS LODGE
Poughkeepsie, NY
845-454-6660
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Saturday, March 8, 6pm
CLERMONT FIRE DEPARTMENT
Germantown, NY
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MY DEAD LADY
Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Friday, February 21
Saturday, February 22, 7pm
Saturday, February 22, 7pm
THE HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion
Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Friday, February 28, 7pm
Captain Lawrence Brewing Company
Mt. Kisco, NY
845-261-3279
captainlawrencebrewing.com
Mt. Kisco, NY
845-261-3279
captainlawrencebrewing.com

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE
Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, March 14, 7pm
CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING
Elmsford, NY
914-741-2337
Elmsford, NY
914-741-2337

THE Y-FILES
Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
Saturday, March 22, 7pm
CIDER BROS ROADHOUSE
Red Hook, NY
845-758-2437
ciderbrosroadhouse.com
Red Hook, NY
845-758-2437
ciderbrosroadhouse.com

Available for holiday parties, company functions, and public events.
Contact us at: (315) 622-2665 or email: info@acmemysterytheater.com