Laughter In the First Degree!

Hudson Valley

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DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.

7pm Friday, February 9
HAVERSTRAW ELKS LODGE
Haverstraw, NY
845-893-1130

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6pm Saturday, February 10
BREWSTER ELKS LODGE
Brewster, NY
845-279-3216
linktr.ee/acmehv

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7pm Saturday, February 24
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday, March 2, 7pm
CIDER BROTHERS ROADHOUSE
Red Hook, NY
845-758-2437
WeeBitOMurder2

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Friday, March 8, 7pm

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING COMPANY
Elmsford, NY
914-486-1644

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Saturday, March 9, 7pm

THE GREENPORT
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
eventsatthegreenport.com

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Friday, March 15, 7pm

THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
linktr.ee/acmehv
845-478-2071
MDL

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Saturday, March 23, 5pm
PORT JERVIS ELKS LODGE
Port Jervis, NY
linktr.ee/acmehv
845-856-7100
Deadly Inheritance
Available for holiday parties, company functions, and public events. 
Contact us at: (315) 622-2665 or email: acmemys@twcny.rr.com