Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

The Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Saturday, August 26, at 7pm
HART HOUSE
Wellesley Island, NY
315-215-4061
1000islandharthouse.com/events

Overnight accommodations available
Deadly Inheritance

DEADLY INHERITANCE

The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.
Saturday
October 29
1000 Island Hart House
Wellesley Island, NY
315-215-4061
1000ISLANDHARTHOUSE@GMAIL.COM