Big Louie Selfie

BIG LOUIE

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Saturday, March 1, 7pm
Friday, March 28, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Saturday, February 1, at 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
info@beardsleecastle.com
315-823-3000
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, January 17, 7pm
CURTIS MANOR
Oswego, NY
(315) 806-9225
curtismanor.com

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Friday, Feb 14, and Saturday, Feb 15, at 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
info@beardsleecastle.com
315-823-3000
Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
Saturday, January 11, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
(315) 823-3000
beardsleecastle.com

PIRATES OF THE YULETIDE

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum! Avast ye, maties! It be Christmas time in the year 1757 in Merry Olde England. The scuttlebutt is that all the famous pirates of the day be gathering down by the docks at London’s infamous Finch and Pickle Tavern. ‘Tis true, me hardies, and they be cooking up the most dastardly deed of all time. Come the tide, they be sailing to the North Pole to kidnap old Saint Nick himself! Hold on to your parrot, bucco. This meeting could get rowdy!
Thursdays, December 5, 12, 19, and 26
Tuesday, December 31 NYE, at 7pm
Thursday, January 2, 2025
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
Call: 315-475-1807 (after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com
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Friday, December 6, at 7pm
COLLOCA ESTATE WINERY
Sterling, NY
315-947-2069
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Saturday, December 7, at 7pm ***Sold Out
Friday, December 13, at 7pm
Saturday, December 21, at 7pm ***Sold Out
Friday, December 27, at 7pm ***Sold Out
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Sound of Murder

THE SOUND OF MURDER

High on a hill died a lonely goatherd and some people around the Abbey are beginning to get the idea that sweet little Maria just might be a budding serial killer. Is she now at sixteen, going on seventeen? What exactly are her favorite things? Mother Abbess and her new assistant, Sister Adolph, are calling in all nuns and townsfolk to decide what to do. Even the pompous Captain Von Trampp and his bratty children will be there. Don’t be late. You don’t want Sister Adolph shaking her carrot at you.
Thursdays at 7pm
September 19 through October 24
November 7 through 21
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
Call: 315-475-1807 (after 4pm)
Email: info@syracusespaghetti.com


Saturday, October 19, 7pm ***Sold Out
Friday, November 8, 7pm
Saturday, November 16, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
Email: info@beardsleecastle.com
Wee Bit O' Murder

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Friday, September 27, 7pm
Saturday, October 5
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
Dead Silent

DEAD SILENT:  Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.

Fridays, August 2 and 16, at 7pm
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
Bond

DIE ANOTHER DEATH

Agent Double Y of Her Majesty’s Service is on another high-stakes mission. The legendary Alchemists’ Cauldron is set to be on display during a ceremony at the Sylvanian Consulate. Rumored to possess supernatural powers, the Cauldron is sought by every bad guy around the globe. Who will make the right moves? Who will be taken off the board? The European crime boss? The Texas-sized American politician? The back-stabbing reporter? Or will Double Y come to the rescue again and keep the Cauldron from falling into the wrong hands?
Thursdays, July 11 through August 27, at 7pm

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
Call: 315-475-1807 (after 4pm)
Email: info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Saturdays, July 13 and 20, at 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Friday, May 3, 7pm
ROME ELKS LODGE
Rome, NY
315-886-1792

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Fridays, May 10 and 17, 7pm
Friday, June 21 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com