No Time For Death

NO TIME FOR DEATH

Shirley Maxwell has gathered the media together to announce that her company, Wonder Labs, is back on the map with the unveiling of an incredible new invention: a time machine! Insiders say it was invented by lab assistant Nick Van Castle. Or was it really invented by has-been inventor Nathan Brandmark? Or was it stolen by Nathan who used it to go back in time and claim he invented it? Or the other way around? Whatever happened, one thing’s for sure: the clock is ticking down on someone.
Saturday, May 13 ***Sold Out
Friday, June 2 ***Sold Out

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
www.beardsleecastle.com
Wee Bit O Murder

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com

Thursdays, March 16 through April 13

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DRYDEN ROTARY FUNDRAISER
Dryden American Legion
Dryden, NY
607-888-3656

Saturday, April 1

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BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com

Friday, April 28
A Tomb With A View

A TOMB WITH A VIEW

The Mega-corporation Arrested Developments has come to the old Possum Estate, sight of the tragic mining disaster oh, so many years ago, with the desire to turn it into a huge aquarium. This has caused great concern among those living on (and below) the estate. In fact, the zombie descendants of the miners trapped in the disaster have hired a lawyer and plan a class-action lawsuit. The local newspaper is going to have a field day with this one. Gather around, good townsfolk, and let the battle begin!
Friday and Saturday
February 10 and 11
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Where are the cows?

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Thursdays
January 26
February 2, 9, and 16



BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
Friday and Saturday, January 27 and 28



THE DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Friday, February 17



CURTIS MANOR
Oswego, NY
Tickets
Saturday, March 4
Nick Saint

Nick Saint, Private Elf

When night falls on Toyland Town, some elves play rough. But it’s nothing compared to what happens on The Island of Misfit Toys: the seamy underbelly of the North Pole; Santa’s dirty little secret. It’s no place for an elf, especially on Christmas Eve. Nick’s partner, Smiles Thirdly, just found that out. Twice, at close range. Nick needs your help to investigate, but if you come to The Island, don’t be a sap. Act like a misfit and blend in. Better yet, just be yourself.
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 after 4pm
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Thursdays, Dec 1 thru 29 plus New Year’s Eve



3 WILLOWS EVENT CENTER
Lyons Falls, NY
315-348-4040
3willowsny.com
Friday, December 9



BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Saturday, December 10
Friday/Saturday, December 16/17



Woodland Farm Brewery
Utica, NY
315-864-3051
woodlandbeer.com
Friday, December 30
Florence of Moravia

DEAD SILENT:  Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Saturdays, November 5 and 12
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Deadly Inheritance

DEADLY INHERITANCE

The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.
Friday, August 26
Friday, September 30
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
My Dead Lady

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Fridays
July 8 and 22
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Sound of Murder

THE SOUND OF MURDER

High on a hill died a lonely goatherd and some people around the Abbey are beginning to get the idea that sweet little Maria just might be a budding serial killer. Is she now at sixteen, going on seventeen? What exactly are her favorite things? Mother Abbess and her new assistant, Sister Adolph, are calling in all nuns and townsfolk to decide what to do. Even the pompous Captain Von Trampp and his bratty children will be there. Don’t be late. You don’t want Sister Adolph shaking her carrot at you.
Friday, June 3
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Fridays, May 6 and 20
*** Both shows sold out
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
beardsleecastle.com