Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Friday, July 12, at 7pm
CURTIS MANOR
Oswego, NY
315-806-9225
info@curtismanor.com
Big Louie Selfie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before notorious rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Saturday, June 15, at 6pm
SHERWOOD HOTEL
Greene, NY
607-875-0466
info@sherwoodhotelevents.com
Bond

DIE ANOTHER DEATH

Agent Double Y of Her Majesty’s Service is on another high-stakes mission. The legendary Alchemists’ Cauldron is set to be on display during a ceremony at the Sylvanian Consulate. Rumored to possess supernatural powers, the Cauldron is sought by every bad guy around the globe. Who will make the right moves? Who will be taken off the board? The European crime boss? The Texas-sized American politician? The back-stabbing reporter? Or will Double Y come to the rescue again and keep the Cauldron from falling into the wrong hands?
Thursdays, July 11 through August 27, at 7pm

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
Call: 315-475-1807 (after 4pm)
Email: info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Saturdays, July 13 and 20, at 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Friday, May 3, 7pm
ROME ELKS LODGE
Rome, NY
315-886-1792

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Fridays, May 10 and 17, 7pm
Friday, June 21 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
Florence

DEAD SILENT:  Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Saturday, April 27, 6:30pm
THE VIEW ARTS CENTER
Old Forge, NY
315-369-6411
www.viewarts.org
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE: the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Friday, April 12, 7pm
COLLOCA ESTATE WINERY
Sterling, NY
315-947-2069
collocawines.com
Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).
Friday, March 1, at 7pm
EAST SYRACUSE PARKS AND RECREATION FUNDRAISER
East Syracuse American Legion
East Syracuse, NY
Call: 315-952-0038
Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Thursdays, March 14, 21, 28; April 4, 11, 18, at 7pm

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Friday and Saturday, March 22 and 23, at 6:30pm
Sunday, March 24, at 3:30pm

CORTLAND REPERTORY THEATER
Cortland, NY
800-427-6160
cortlandrep.org

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Saturday, March 30, 7pm
Fridays, April 5 and 19, 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

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Saturday, April 6, 6pm
DRYDEN ROTARY F/R
Dryden Veteran’s Memorial Home
Dryden, NY
rotaryclubofdryden.org
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Thursday, March 7, at 6:30pm

MOHAWK VALLEY COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Utica, NY
https://mvcc.vbotickets.com/events
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday
February 10, 6pm
SAQUOIT VALLEY FINE ARTS FUNDRAISER
Michael’s 411 Tower
Waterville, NY
michaelsfoodandspirits.com

For tickets:
Call: 315-404-3196
Email: brogowski@twcny.rr.com