Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).
Friday, March 1, at 7pm
EAST SYRACUSE PARKS AND RECREATION FUNDRAISER
East Syracuse American Legion
East Syracuse, NY
Call: 315-952-0038
Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Thursdays, March 14, 21, 28; April 4, 11, 18, at 7pm

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Friday and Saturday, March 22 and 23, at 6:30pm
Sunday, March 24, at 3:30pm

CORTLAND REPERTORY THEATER
Cortland, NY
800-427-6160
cortlandrep.org

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Saturday, March 30, 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Thursday, March 7, at 6:30pm

MOHAWK VALLEY COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Utica, NY
https://mvcc.vbotickets.com/events
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday
February 10, 6pm
SAQUOIT VALLEY FINE ARTS FUNDRAISER
Michael’s 411 Tower
Waterville, NY
michaelsfoodandspirits.com

For tickets:
Call: 315-404-3196
Email: brogowski@twcny.rr.com
Deadly Inheritance

Deadly Inheritance

The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.

Friday, February 9th, and Saturday, February 17th, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

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Friday, February 16th
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Wee Bit O Murder

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!

Friday, February 2nd, 7pm
CURTIS MANOR
Oswego, NY
315-806-9225
info@curtismanor.com

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Saturday, February 24th, 7pm
THE SPINNING WHEEL RESTAURANT
Syracuse, NY
315-458-3222
spinningwheelrestaurant.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.

7pm Thursdays, January 25; February 1, 8, 15, and 22

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Friday, March 8, 7pm
FIRESIDE INN
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
firesidecny.com
Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH

AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).

Fridays, January 5th and 12th
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

Friday, January 19th
Delta Lake Inn
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Hijacked Holiday

HIJACKED HOLIDAY

Millie the copy girl has packed her favorite portfolio of copies and headed for the North Pole with hopes of marrying the big guy. Things go south fast, however, when she finds she’s stepped into a crime scene. Someone has stolen all the Christmas toys right before they were to be packed into Santa’s sleigh and now everyone is a suspect. It’s going to be one heck of a Christmas Eve figuring out who’s been naughty or nice.
Friday/Saturday December 1/2 (Sold out. Call for waitlist)
Friday/Saturday December 29/30

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com
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Friday, December 8

ERIN’S ANGELS FUNDRAISER
THE CENTURY CLUB
Syracuse, NY
sheila@erinsangels.com
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Saturday, December 9

THE BURRSTONE INN
New Hartford, NY
315-797-2131
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Friday, December 15

THE FIRESIDE BY THE RIVER
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
www.firesidebytheriver.com
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Thursdays, December 14, 21, 28;
Sunday, December 31

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Big Louie Selfie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before notorious rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Wednesday, November 8 at 7pm

THE FIRESIDE BY THE RIVER
Baldwinsville, NY
315-303-0779
www.firesidebytheriver.com

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Saturday, November 18

WOODLANDS FARM BREWING
Utica, NY
www.woodlandbeer.com
Tickets: 315-864-3051