Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
Friday, February 28, doors open 6:30

DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
deltalakeinn.com
315-533-7710
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Friday, January 31, Doors open 6:30
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
(315) 533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Friday, November 1
Seating starts at 6:30
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
Email: info@deltalakeinn.com
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, October 4th
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
info@deltalakeinn.com
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Saturdays, March 2 and 16, at 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

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Friday, March 15

DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Deadly Inheritance

Deadly Inheritance

The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.

Thursday, May 9, 16, and 23; June 6, 13, and 20, 7pm
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Montana Smith

MONTANA SMITH

AND THE CURSE OF THE GOLDEN CROCODILE

Montana Smith has snatched the Golden Crocodile of the Amazon from its South American home. Now it’s about to be unveiled at the Municipal Museum of Natural History, but everyone’s been acting rather strangely. Could it be the dreaded Curse of the Golden Crocodile? Hmm? Join us for the gala event of the season to find out (but don’t turn your back on the museum staff).

Fridays, January 5th and 12th
Beardslee Castle
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

Friday, January 19th
Delta Lake Inn
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, November 3
THE DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
www.deltalakeinn.com
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Friday, October 6
DELTA LAKE INN
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com

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Saturday, October 7, 7pm
BEACON EVENTS AND CATERING
Ithaca, NY
info@beacon-catering.com
607-882-3692
Tickets
Wee Bit O Murder

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Friday, September 15
Delta Lake Inn
Rome, NY
315-533-7710
deltalakeinn.com