Big Louie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Saturday, April 27, 7pm
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
845-265-9355
Cruise2

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.

7pm Friday, February 9
HAVERSTRAW ELKS LODGE
Haverstraw, NY
845-893-1130

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6pm Saturday, February 10
BREWSTER ELKS LODGE
Brewster, NY
845-279-3216
linktr.ee/acmehv

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7pm Saturday, February 24
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com
Dickens Scrooge

A DICKENS OF A DEATH

It’s been three years since the ghosts came to visit Scrooge and he is a changed man. He is making up for all that he has missed in life and we’re not just talking charity work. He is living La Vida Loca, baby, with expensive wine, fast women, and way too much song! Huzzah! He is throwing money around like a lottery winner in Vegas! Bob Cratchit, nephew Freddy, and the rest of the Scrooge gravy train have to stop him soon or they are all headed for the Poor House. Join us for Scrooge’s Third Annual Holiday Bash and raise a glass to old Fezziwig (but try not to be the one who goes face down in the Figgy Pudding). Cheers!

Friday, December 8 at 7pm

The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
linktr.ee/acmehv
thestationgrille.com

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Saturday, December 9 at 7pm
Friday, December 15, at 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com

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Sunday, December 10 Matinee at 4pm

Middletown Elks
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097

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Saturday, December 16 at 6pm

The Greenport
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
linktr.ee/acmehv
eventsatthegreenport.com
A Tomb With A View

A TOMB WITH A VIEW

The Mega-corporation Arrested Developments has come to the old Possum Estate, sight of the tragic mining disaster oh, so many years ago, with the desire to turn it into a huge aquarium. This has caused great concern among those living on (and below) the estate. In fact, the zombie descendants of the miners trapped in the disaster have hired a lawyer and plan a class-action lawsuit. The local newspaper is going to have a field day with this one. Gather around, good townsfolk, and let the battle begin!
Saturday, Oct 14, 6:00 PM

Casa Milanese
Highland, NY
Tickets: highlandrotaryclub.com
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Saturday, October 21, 7pm
Friday, October 27, 7pm

Mahoney’s Irish Pub & Steakhouse
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com
845-471-7026
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Tuesday, October 24, 5pm

Newburgh Brewing
Newburgh, NY
newburghbrewing.com
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Saturday, October 28, 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
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Sunday, October 29, 4pm

Tapped
Middletown, NY
tappedny.com
845-775-4216
Low Noon Hudson Valley

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, June 2

BALDWIN VINEYARDS
Pine Bush, NY
845-744-2226
www.baldwinvineyards.com

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Tuesday, June 13

NEWBURGH BREWING
Newburgh, NY
845-569-2337
www.newburghbrewing.com

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Sunday, June 18 Father’s Day Matinee

TAPPPED
Middletown, NY
845-775-4216
www.tappedny.com

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Saturday, June 24

HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
www.hudsonhouseinn.com
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/639409560207
Death Takes a Bow

DEATH TAKES A BOW

All the world’s a stage, but some stages are worth more than others. Welcome to the historic White Tulip, the seediest theater in London, yet a place everyone seems to want. Tonight, a tycoon temptress and her tawdry toady take on a territorial thespian and his trollop of a treasurer in a tussle for title of this theatrical tenement. What valuable secrets lie behind the scenes, and how far will someone go to unearth them? Let the buyer beware: At this showplace greed steals every scene and dying on stage could be more than a figure of speech.
Saturday
March 4
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com