Hijacked Holiday

HIJACKED HOLIDAY

Millie the copy girl has packed her favorite portfolio of copies and headed for the North Pole with hopes of marrying the big guy. Things go south fast, however, when she finds she’s stepped into a crime scene. Someone has stolen all the Christmas toys right before they were to be packed into Santa’s sleigh and now everyone is a suspect. It’s going to be one heck of a Christmas Eve figuring out who’s been naughty or nice.
Saturdays, December 7 and 14, at 7pm
THE HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
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Sunday, December 8, at 3pm
MIDDLETOWN ELKS LODGE
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097
Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Saturday, November 2, 7pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB AND GRILL
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com/events
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Saturday, November 9, 6pm
BLAUVELT LIONS CLUB FUNDRAISER
Blauvelt Knights of Columbus Banquet Hall
Blauvelt, NY
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Tuesday, November 19, 6pm
JACOB BURNS FILM CENTER FUNDRAISER
Pleasantville, NY
914-773-7663
Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.



F/S October 25/26 6:30pm
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
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A Tomb With A View

A TOMB WITH A VIEW

The Mega-corporation Arrested Developments has come to the old Possum Estate, sight of the tragic mining disaster oh, so many years ago, with the desire to turn it into a huge aquarium. This has caused great concern among those living on (and below) the estate. In fact, the zombie descendants of the miners trapped in the disaster have hired a lawyer and plan a class-action lawsuit. The local newspaper is going to have a field day with this one. Gather around, good townsfolk, and let the battle begin!
Saturday, October 19, 6pm
BREWSTER ELKS LODGE
Brewster, NY
845-279-9888
Big Louie

BIG LOUIE

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Friday, October 4, 7pm
CIDER BROS ROAD HOUSE
Red Hook, NY
845-758-2437

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Friday, November 1, at 6pm
MONTICELLO FIRE DEPARTMENT
Monticello, NY
845-794-6330


Friday, November 22, 6pm
SAUGERTIES SONICS SOFTBALL FUNDRAISER
207 Marker Street
Saugerties, NY
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Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!
Friday, September 27, 7pm
THE STATION GRILLE
Beekman, NY
845-478-2071
thestationgrille.com
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Friday, October 18, 6pm
CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING
Elmsford, NY
914-741-2337
info@captainlawrencebrewing.com
Death Takes a Bow

DEATH TAKES A BOW

All the world’s a stage, but some stages are worth more than others. Welcome to the historic White Tulip, the seediest theater in London, yet a place everyone seems to want. Tonight, a tycoon temptress and her tawdry toady take on a territorial thespian and his trollop of a treasurer in a tussle for title of this theatrical tenement. What valuable secrets lie behind the scenes, and how far will someone go to unearth them? Let the buyer beware: At this showplace greed steals every scene and dying on stage could be more than a figure of speech.
Saturday, September 21, 6pm

LASTING JOY BREWERY
Tivoli, NY
845-757-2337
beer@lastingjoybrewery.com
Y Files

THE Y-FILES

Sheriff Shelly Moganagle is calling an emergency town meeting for you and everybody else in Pine Bluffs to try and figure out where in the heck all these cows are disappearing to. Roland McBurger’s new hamburger joint? Cattle rustlers? Down at the Crazy Kegger folks are saying it’s alien cow abduction! The Sheriff is taking no chances and has called in the FBI. Be there when Special Agents Molding and Sulky arrive. They’ll need all the help they can get.
Friday, September 20, 7pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB & STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com/events-calendar
linktr.ee/acmehv
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, September 13, 7pm (arrive early to place food order)
CAPTAIN LAWRENCE – Mt. Kisko
Mt. Kisko, NY
845-261-3279