Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, May 10, 7pm
THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
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845-478-2071
Big Louie

BIG LOUIE AND THE GANG THAT COULDN’T THINK STRAIGHT

You and the rest of the Bangalone Gang are in deep trouble. Big Louie’s been beaned by a bocci ball and now he ain’t thinking so good. The gang’s got to figure out what to do before arch rival gang leader “Muscles” Marinara has you rubbed out. You better move fast. Word on the street is that ruthless hitman Jake “The Weasel” is on the way.
Saturday, April 27, 7pm
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
845-265-9355
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE:  the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Sunday, April 21, 4pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB & STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com

Sunday, May 5, 3pm
MIDDLETOWN ELKS LODGE
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097
Death Joins The Club

DEATH JOINS THE CLUB

Noses up, everyone. You and the other members of the posh Pfieffer Hills Country Club are gathering to consider applications for membership and you want to look your snobby best. Members of the wealthy elite are dying to get in, or rather, are waiting for you to die so they can get in. A word to the wise, dear member: some applicants are less patient than others.
Friday, April 12, 7pm
HOAGIE BARMICHAEL’S
New Windsor, NY
845-561-8600

MDL

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
Saturday, March 23, 5pm
PORT JERVIS ELKS LODGE
Port Jervis, NY
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845-856-7100
WeeBitOMurder2

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Friday, March 8, 7pm

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING COMPANY
Elmsford, NY
914-486-1644

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Saturday, March 9
Dinner at 6pm, Show at 7pm

THE GREENPORT
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
eventsatthegreenport.com

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Friday, March 15, 7pm

THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
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845-478-2071
Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday, March 2, 7pm
CIDER BROTHERS ROADHOUSE
Red Hook, NY
845-758-2437
Cruise2

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.

7pm Friday, February 9
HAVERSTRAW ELKS LODGE
Haverstraw, NY
845-893-1130

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6pm Saturday, February 10
BREWSTER ELKS LODGE
Brewster, NY
845-279-3216
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7pm Saturday, February 24
HUDSON HOUSE RIVER INN
Cold Springs, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com
Maid

MY DEAD LADY

Professor Barry Biggins has a problem. Azalia Dimwittle has completely failed every attempt to elevate her from Cockney flower girl to aristocratic lady. She simply hasn’t gotten it, never will get it, and now everyone has just about had it. To make matters worse, she’s invited you and the rest of her conniving family over to the Professor’s house for her father’s birthday party. By George, I think she’s going to get it (if she doesn’t get them first).
7pm Friday, January 26, and Saturday, February 3

MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB AND STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
845-471-7026
mahoneysirishpub.com
linktr.ee/acmehv

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7pm Friday, February 2

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BARREL HOUSE
Mt. Kisko, NY
845-261-3279
captainlawrencebrewing.com
linktr.ee/acmehv
Death Takes a Bow

DEATH TAKES A BOW

All the world’s a stage, but some stages are worth more than others. Welcome to the historic White Tulip, the seediest theater in London, yet a place everyone seems to want. Tonight, a tycoon temptress and her tawdry toady take on a territorial thespian and his trollop of a treasurer in a tussle for title of this theatrical tenement. What valuable secrets lie behind the scenes, and how far will someone go to unearth them? Let the buyer beware: At this showplace greed steals every scene and dying on stage could be more than a figure of speech.
7pm Saturday January 13
MARINER’S HARBOR
Kingston, NY
845-340-8051
marinersharbor.com