Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE:  the Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Sunday, April 21, 4pm
MAHONEY’S IRISH PUB & STEAKHOUSE
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com

Sunday, May 5, 3pm
MIDDLETOWN ELKS LODGE
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097
A Tomb With A View

A TOMB WITH A VIEW

The Mega-corporation Arrested Developments has come to the old Possum Estate, sight of the tragic mining disaster oh, so many years ago, with the desire to turn it into a huge aquarium. This has caused great concern among those living on (and below) the estate. In fact, the zombie descendants of the miners trapped in the disaster have hired a lawyer and plan a class-action lawsuit. The local newspaper is going to have a field day with this one. Gather around, good townsfolk, and let the battle begin!
Saturday, Oct 14, 6:00 PM

Casa Milanese
Highland, NY
Tickets: highlandrotaryclub.com
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Saturday, October 21, 7pm
Friday, October 27, 7pm

Mahoney’s Irish Pub & Steakhouse
Poughkeepsie, NY
mahoneysirishpub.com
845-471-7026
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Tuesday, October 24, 5pm

Newburgh Brewing
Newburgh, NY
newburghbrewing.com
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Saturday, October 28, 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Springs, NY
hudsonhouseinn.com
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Sunday, October 29, 4pm

Tapped
Middletown, NY
tappedny.com
845-775-4216
Group photo

Death Joins The Club

Noses up, everyone. You and the other members of the posh Pfieffer Hills Country Club are gathering to consider applications for membership and you want to look your snobby best. Members of the wealthy elite are dying to get in, or rather, are waiting for you to die so they can get in. A word to the wise, dear member: some applicants are less patient than others.
Saturday
November 12
Mahoney’s Pub & Steakhouse
Poughkeepsie, NY
845-471-7026
mahoneysirishpub.com
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Saturday, November 6th
Mahoney’s Irish Pub and Steakhouse
Poughkeepsie, NY
(845) 471-7026