Low Noon

LOW NOON

Welcome to Hadleyville, the most lawless place in the whole Territory of New Mexico. What makes this place so bad? Why, that would be you, pardner, and all the other low-down snakes that live here. Problem is that Statehood is coming and the Federales are looking to pull this place right out from under you. The undertaker, Ewell Dye, has called a town meeting at the Ramirez Saloon to figure out what to do. Watch your back, buckaroo. Folks are about to get even nastier.
Saturday, October 12, 6pm
THE GREENPORT
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
WeeBitOMurder2

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Friday, March 8, 7pm

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING COMPANY
Elmsford, NY
914-486-1644

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Saturday, March 9
Dinner at 6pm, Show at 7pm

THE GREENPORT
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
eventsatthegreenport.com

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Friday, March 15, 7pm

THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
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845-478-2071
Dickens Scrooge

A DICKENS OF A DEATH

It’s been three years since the ghosts came to visit Scrooge and he is a changed man. He is making up for all that he has missed in life and we’re not just talking charity work. He is living La Vida Loca, baby, with expensive wine, fast women, and way too much song! Huzzah! He is throwing money around like a lottery winner in Vegas! Bob Cratchit, nephew Freddy, and the rest of the Scrooge gravy train have to stop him soon or they are all headed for the Poor House. Join us for Scrooge’s Third Annual Holiday Bash and raise a glass to old Fezziwig (but try not to be the one who goes face down in the Figgy Pudding). Cheers!

Friday, December 8 at 7pm

The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
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thestationgrille.com

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Saturday, December 9 at 7pm
Friday, December 15, at 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com

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Sunday, December 10 Matinee at 4pm

Middletown Elks
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097

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Saturday, December 16 at 6pm

The Greenport
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
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Group photo

DEATH JOINS THE CLUB

Noses up, everyone. You and the other members of the posh Pfieffer Hills Country Club are gathering to consider applications for membership and you want to look your snobby best. Members of the wealthy elite are dying to get in, or rather, are waiting for you to die so they can get in. A word to the wise, dear member: some applicants are less patient than others.
Saturday
February 18
THE GREENPORT
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
eventsatthegreenport.com
Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday
October 21st
The Greenport
Hudson, NY
www.eventsatthegreenport.com/upcoming-events
518-719-1600