Death Takes A Cruise

DEATH TAKES A CRUISE

Pack your costume, grab your party hat, and step aboard our venerable riverboat, The Mississippi Mistress, as we prepare to set sail down the “Big Muddy” for New Orleans and Mardi Gras! Woooo-hooo! The mighty Captain “Crawdaddy” Cretin will help you navigate the shoals, sand bars, (and wet bars), while Scooter, the Porter, and your Cruise Director, Lucy Belle Juniper, see to your comfort and entertainment. Watch out for the other passengers (They look pretty suspicious). Someone might not make it to the “Big Easy” alive.
Friday, May 10, 7pm
THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
linktr.ee/acmehv
845-478-2071
WeeBitOMurder2

A WEE BIT O’ MURDER

Holy St. Patrick on a stick! Someone has stolen the pot of gold and now you and all the other leprechauns of Clover Union Local Number 7 have your little tails in a spin. The president of your local, Jimmy Jack Daniels O’Toole, is demanding that you get your wee bottoms over to the pub as fast as your little feet can go. If the International Fellowship of Little Knickers finds out about this, you’ll all be turned into garden gnomes!
Friday, March 8, 7pm

CAPTAIN LAWRENCE BREWING COMPANY
Elmsford, NY
914-486-1644

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Saturday, March 9
Dinner at 6pm, Show at 7pm

THE GREENPORT
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
eventsatthegreenport.com

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Friday, March 15, 7pm

THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
linktr.ee/acmehv
845-478-2071
Dickens Scrooge

A DICKENS OF A DEATH

It’s been three years since the ghosts came to visit Scrooge and he is a changed man. He is making up for all that he has missed in life and we’re not just talking charity work. He is living La Vida Loca, baby, with expensive wine, fast women, and way too much song! Huzzah! He is throwing money around like a lottery winner in Vegas! Bob Cratchit, nephew Freddy, and the rest of the Scrooge gravy train have to stop him soon or they are all headed for the Poor House. Join us for Scrooge’s Third Annual Holiday Bash and raise a glass to old Fezziwig (but try not to be the one who goes face down in the Figgy Pudding). Cheers!

Friday, December 8 at 7pm

The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
linktr.ee/acmehv
thestationgrille.com

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Saturday, December 9 at 7pm
Friday, December 15, at 7pm

Hudson House River Inn
Cold Spring, NY
845-265-9355
hudsonhouseinn.com

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Sunday, December 10 Matinee at 4pm

Middletown Elks
Middletown, NY
845-343-1097

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Saturday, December 16 at 6pm

The Greenport
Hudson, NY
518-719-1600
linktr.ee/acmehv
eventsatthegreenport.com
Death Takes a Bow

DEATH TAKES A BOW

All the world’s a stage, but some stages are worth more than others. Welcome to the historic White Tulip, the seediest theater in London, yet a place everyone seems to want. Tonight, a tycoon temptress and her tawdry toady take on a territorial thespian and his trollop of a treasurer in a tussle for title of this theatrical tenement. What valuable secrets lie behind the scenes, and how far will someone go to unearth them? Let the buyer beware: At this showplace greed steals every scene and dying on stage could be more than a figure of speech.
Saturday, September 9

Locust Grove Brewing
Milton, NY
845-795-4104

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Saturday, September 16

Brewster Elks Lodge
Brewster, NY
718-207-6001

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Friday, September 29

The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
Homestyle Homicide

HOMESTYLE HOMICIDE

The Freagan Family Reunion

Come a runnin’, cousins, ’cause it’s time again for the annual family reunion and the whole Freagan family is gonna be there! We’re gonna have vittles, singin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ and, of course, no family gathering would be complete without the annual pig-calling contest! Dang, you might even win a big ol’ slop bucket full of money! Yeehaw! Best watch your step on the farm this year, though. Pa’s been hitting the moonshine a might too hard and is about to lose the farm to that no good snake, Beauregard Hogwallerin! When the girls find out, somebody could end up on the barbecue!

Friday, June 16
THE STATION GRILLE
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
www.thestationgrille.com
Dead Silent

DEAD SILENT: Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Friday, March 31
The Station Grille
Poughquag, NY
845-478-2071
www.thestationgrille.com